Cats… Just doing cat things.
I love cats so much oh my god
The great Antares F, everyone!
bringing this back because it’s so adorable. :D
Ughhhh it’s just STUPID how perfect he is. Every single thing about him.
I read this in my 11th grade english class and i still think about it sometimes.
This is my favorite fucking short story ever. It changed the way I look at human weakness.
This is one of my favourite things ever.
This is why I love writing
sandra cisneros is amazing
Still one of my favorites
I like this.
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Boss lady.
I had to check this was real, it’s so fantastic I didn’t believe it.
LOVE HER
I am loving living in Phoenix so much. My job as a barn manager for an equine assisted learning organization is SO overwhelming right now, but I know it’s going to be immensely rewarding and teach me an incredible amount in a fairly short time….and I’m willing to work HARD to get there. I had to get another part time job at Petsmart, but even that has fairly cool possibilities, as far as retail goes. Rich and I really like the people he works with…it’s nice to have a group of people our own age to hang out with, and I know he enjoys working with them too. I love our little apartment, even though it’s still missing a dining room set, and I love our little apartment complex, and I love our little Tempe town. It’s just been a really nice day, and I’m feeling very thankful for all I’m being given in life right now. Our life is wonderful.
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People just love to hocus pocus with this “pain scale” and it is the most utter bullshit. EVER.
Why are you comparing Yoohoo chocolate milk with champagne?
A twitch, a pinch or a kick in the balls lasts mostly 30 seconds and I am aware it must be a whole fucking lotta pain. (I kicked many balls and ALL men end up crying like babies, so it MUST hurt a LOT)
But where period hormones are concerned and labour and fucking contractions they last for hours sometimes DAYS. Intense, long hours, debilitating pain. Makes you throw up, some people can’t even walk because of this pain. Remember that when you push a baby out, sometimes it RIPS the vagina to shreds. And STITCHES are needed to repair that shit, so your 9000 pain scale balls can have some fun again after that disaster.
Now go take your petty balls and that pain scale of 9,000,000 to the force 32 somewhere else.
Now if you DO want to use your pain scale, we could compare a kick to your balls to really pinching some nipples hard and squeezing them.
I don’t want to put all men on a pile, but sometimes I feel like yanking all your fucking penises HARD, because it seems to be NEEDED to jump start your fucking brains to get some sensible talk out of your pie holes.
It must be a man who read that pain scale of labour at 57 units.
COMPLETELY WRONG.Valid
I don’t want to put all men in a pile, but I’m an obnoxious tumblr female who strives for validation and it gets me quick reblogs so I’m gonna generalize em all anyways because its way easier than bringing something helpful to the table.
Be sweet, Rich.
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siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
cats that actually say meow
bahaha i played this video with my cat sitting here and he’s looking at the computer like the devil is eating them.
yayyyyy siamese!!